My name is Miranda, I'm a lame-o stay at home mom who sits around and eats bon-bons all day. I don't have a husband, but I have a guy that provides for me, not really well, but enough to keep the bon-bons coming. I'm sarcastic. I'm not all that funny. My friends find me amusing only when I'm drunk. I am a hater of a lot of things, and a lover of well a lot of things too I guess. My mom is my hero because she gave birth naturally to five kids. Naturally meaning no drugs, what-so-ever. The only heros I have do that sort of thing. Because birthing a child is the most heroic thing you can do. Did I mention I'm sarcastic?
Updated to tell you that I am now no longer a SAHM. I had to get a job. Because that guy I was talking about previously, isn't working enough to keep the bon-bon's coming sooo now I work at a stinking retail store being nice to customers all day and I love it. I really do. I like being around people. It's nice. (This is honestly not sarcastic either, I swear.)