You know I don't speak Portuguese!

So Randa invited me to author some blogs on here, to be completely unfunny and dull. So I shall begin with the fact that when I tried to sign up for a google account, my email address was already in use! By someone named larissa karoline from Brazil. As far as I know, I have not gone to Brazil and changed my name. And I don't take Ambien, so I couldn't have done that in my sleep. I changed everything into my name, so hopefully this Brazilian identity stealer won't strike again. And if she does, I don't know, I guess I could yell at her in strange Spanish phrases. Which she might partly understand. Estoy bailando en la mesa!