Stolen Meme...

On my blog stroll today I saw that http://www.mommyisrocknroll.com did a meme and well it has some good questions and some that I don't think I've answered before. So I'm stealing it!! Thanks!

Name someone with the same birthday as you:
I had to google it. I did one of those birthday things on Facebook one day and I could have swore they said Hitler had my b-day but, he's not on this list. Uhmm so there's a lot of Athletes though. Which is interesting, I guess.

Where was your first kiss?
Where? Uhm I think it was in Burns, and I think it was with some guy who was like 10 years older then me. Oh and it was when I was19. yeah, so?

Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
hehe. Maybe. If by vandalize you mean wrap in caution tape. Oh yeah and in high school my cousin and I put a tampon that we doused in soda on a guy's antenna on his car and he blamed it on someone else.

Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Uhh yes yes I have. I punched a boy in the face at a party. Apparently "it made the sick sound" He was calling me names and I was done.

Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes, I had to sing Kareoke to get out of paying an $81 bar tab. Ice Ice Baby.

What's the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?
Necks. And the way they dance.

What really turns you off?
A smelly sack.

What do you order at Starbucks?
I don't really go to Starbucks. I'm not a coffee drinker and I don't have money. Sorry to be a downer.

What is your biggest mistake?
Not using my University to my advantage. Sure I made wonderful life long friends, but I should have maybe looked into the schools mentor-ship possibilities a little more.

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Like, am I a cutter? No I'm not. But I hurt myself emotionally a lot.

Say something totally random about yourself:
My boobs like to hide in my armpits.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Never. Never Ever.

Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
I'm watching Hoodwinked at this very moment.

Did you have braces?
Yes, in 8th grade until almost the end of ninth.

Are you comfortable with your height?
I'm 5'9" I'm comfortable with it but I always wanted to be taller.

What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
I don't know. I'm not a romantic type of girl.

When do you know it's love?
When you try and shove him away really hard and he doesn't budge.

Do you speak any other languages?
Uhhh no. I took Spanish in high school and College and the only thing I got out of my college course was a crush on two different boys. ha!

Have you ever been to tanning salon?
Hell no, my skin is too sensitive for that stuff.

Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yeah from SLC to Wendover, NV. Fun times!

What's something that really annoys you?
Bad drivers. And open cupboards.

What's something you really like?
Movies.

Can you dance?
Yes, yes I can, and not like a stripper. But not like a dance team member either. The only choreography that I could ever follow was a kata...I tried out for dance team but found out that I was not a choreograph kinda girl.

Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope. But I did make emergency room nurses tear up.

Painless right? I know I'm awesome.

"Put it back in your pants!"

I have realized that this is going to be said a lot more from now on. I love my boy. But really I get tired of seeing his wiener. Penis whatever YOU call it. I call it a wiener. I think because it's fun to say. Oh and this was just said "put your butt on mom!"
I am thinking that our roles her might start getting reversed. I have gone to work the past four days and Jesse has not...This has lead me to say when I walk in the door "where's mah beer!?" ha!
Today was an actual work day, well half day, I spent the first half "training" on the computers. And then the rest of the day was learning from another associate. It was fun. And then she left me. I had to work on a  busy register by myself. I made it, but my back didn't. I am OUT OF SHAPE! My core muscles are in a bad way. I hope to one day get them into some sort of working condition but for now I'm REALLY worried about tomorrow when I have to do this for 7 hours. I don't know if I will make it. I'm honestly not trying to be a wuss or anything but listen:
I haven't worked or done ANYTHING outside my home in over 3 years. I also haven't done any sort of "stand up all day, run around" work for over 5 years. So this is a big change for me. I'm going to try and not exaggerate and I think this is why I'm not a very good blogger. Because I tend to not stretch my truth too much. It might sound like an exaggeration but when I say that my body hurts from my neck to my toe joints, I am not kidding around. I am more out of shape then any other fat person. I got sweaty from scanning and bagging items. I don't know how fast I was going compared to other beginners but I thought I was going at a decent rate. I didn't have people tapping their feet or looking at their watches in exasperation. Sooo I think my first half day at work was good. I will say that I do like being in "retail" I put that in quotes because it's not like other retail stores. I do like being around people, I have to say this, because before I've said that I don't like to work with people. But you know what I don't like?
I don't like bitches in offices. I don't like catty bored women who start shit in office settings and make a hostile work environment for others. I never EVER want to work in an office setting again. I will work the rest of my life at Wal-Mart if I have to, to avoid an office setting. Even at my last job where I really liked everyone and all the people were really cool, there was office drama. And I was even a target at one time. And I don't like that shit. I will get my Medical Transcription done, but I will not work in an office, I will work at home from the comfort of my very own office/closet and not have to deal with other people fucking with me.
I'm sorry for that angryness. I had to get it out. I'm a little mad about a situation that my sister is in. And that's all I'll say about it.
Oh you know what else makes me mad? $32.00 for 200 text messages. I went over my 400 texts last month and it added that much to my bill. Did you know that it only costs 1/20 of a cent for those texts to get sent?? And they charge $.15, well T-Mobile does, a text?! That's re-donkulous.

Oh and this is what happens when I have no idea what to write about. You should be used to it by now. And now I'm done, I'm getting off the computer and resting my shoulders and back. And possibly sqeezing my fat body into our tiny bathtub.